Welcome to the Total Soccero and our latest batch of listener questions.

Today we're looking at the Premier League spending cap.

We're combining Conquer Calf nations and we're asking if Man United are the Dallas Cowboys of Soccer.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today from his organic churro farm, Taylor Rockall. Would you care to explain that reference, Taylor? Hello. I don't think I want to. I think I just want to leave it there. That's right. I now run an organic chero farm. It's the retirement plan. And it's not at all something that Ryan made fun of me for for saying I made my own churros last night. You have to be there, listener. Joe Lowry also joining us. Hello, Joe Lowry. Hey, Ryan.

How are you?

Very good. something that Ryan made fun of me for for saying I made my own churros last night. You have to be their listener.

Joe Lowry also joining us.

Hello, Joe Lowry.

Hey, Ryan.

How are you?

Very good indeed. Thank you. All the better for having you in my company. Mr. Thursday night. Also here, Thunder Mountain. Is it Thunder Mountain or Big Mountain? I've forgotten already. Big Thunder Mountain is what Grands. B.

BTM, Graham Rutherland's here.

Hello, Graham.

Hello, Ryan Bailey.

I can't decide whether I hate or actually secretly like that nickname. What's the consensus? I feel like it's going to stick. The consensus is it's awesome and it will and should stick for all of time. Yeah, there's not much we can do about it at this point, Graham. Sorry, it's canon. So we'll get the t-shirts made accordingly, shall we? Ryan, talk about shirts. Have you bought that awful England- Hawaiian shirt yet? The one that you show does yesterday in the Slack, hoping we'd say it's nice when it's from... Really, really not. Also, now I've got your opinion on the shirt and it's on air, Graham. Very good. Yeah, there's England are making an official Hawaiian shirt. It is about one third of the price of the official.

It's as bad as that sounds. I just, I can't, I can't spend $160 on a, on a shirt, Graham. So that's a better investment than this Hawaiian shirt. It's just too blue. If there was like

more color variation, maybe if they tossed in a little bit of red or something, I'm maybe on board. It's just like all blue and it's just all bad. It's the badges. It's the badges for me with the little squish lying at the bottom, which you know what? Just makes it. You know what? Ryan? No. I like it, man. No. I like it, man.

You don't.

Don't lie to yourself.

I think, I think this is a shirt that I would be shocked if I don't see Ryan. Ryan could pull this shirt off for sure. Excellent. I'm not sure it needs to. When you first said that I thought they were doing like a Hawaiian actual like kit jersey for just to be like a shirt.

Yeah, sure, Ryan.

You should rock that during the Euros.

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