Listen Bitch! It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Worst of Times
Miss Me?
BBC
4.5 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens answer your questions about Great Christmas Expectations.
Next week, we want to hear your questions about SUCCESS. Please send us a voice note on WhatsApp: 08000 30 40 90. Or, if you like, send us an email: missme@bbc.co.uk.
This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Will Gibson Smith Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
| 0:05.0 | Ellis, our podcast is nearly 500 episodes old. |
| 0:10.0 | But what have we learnt? |
| 0:11.0 | Ellis James and John Robbins. |
| 0:13.0 | I've learnt that when you're doing live radio, if somebody texts in in block capitals, it's very really a good sign. |
| 0:18.0 | We've had a confused text, it says, I want to listen to this rubbish. |
| 0:21.9 | I learned that if you lose to lose Sanders in a board game, don't mention it on the show, |
| 0:26.2 | you are going to get an unexpected call. |
| 0:28.4 | Oh, dear, oh dear. |
| 0:31.2 | Ellis James and John Robbins, 500 not out. |
| 0:34.1 | Lovely stuff. |
| 0:35.5 | Listen on BBC Sounds. |
| 0:37.8 | The following episode of Miss Me |
| 0:40.3 | contains very strong language, adult themes |
| 0:42.9 | and a very special swear word for Christmas. |
| 0:45.8 | We use the C word and it ain't Christmas. |
| 1:02.7 | We're going to. Welcome to Listen, Bitch. Welcome to Listen, Bitch. |
| 1:03.0 | Welcome to our holy spaces. |
| 1:05.1 | You know that I'm actually burning frankincense. |
| 1:07.6 | Cool. |
| 1:08.7 | Alright, have you got any mur? |
| 1:30.0 | What's the third one? Gold. Gold, that's it. I like gold. Were you ever a wise man in the nativity? I bet you were. I can remember who I wasn't in the nativity. I feel like I was probably like a star. Like I think I was just stood there holding a star at the back. You know what I mean? Like the North Star or whatever. in forced stillness. |
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