How to Make a Reindeer Fly

Miss Me?

BBC

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens revisit Christmas movies, and talk about aging and flying reindeers.

This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Will Gibson Smith Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts.
0:07.3	Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show.
0:09.3	Twice a week, Wayne Rooney, Kayeard and me, Kelly Somers,
0:12.4	break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond.
0:15.5	Coming to the Premier League, he's shown one called Play, he isn't.
0:18.2	He's been probably the sound of the season.
0:19.6	Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career.
0:23.7	I had two seasons when I played as the number nine and scored 34 goals in both the seasons.
0:28.1	But I was bored.
0:30.3	The Wayne Runey Show.
0:31.5	It's what everybody's talking about.
0:33.8	Watch an eye player, listen on sounds.
0:37.2	The following episode contains strong language, mainly from me, adult themes, I think, I'm not sure, and, you know, some other stuff probably around sexual stuff, because we always talk about that.
0:47.5	And Christmas, if you're, you know, if you're anti-Christmas, then I tell you what.
0:51.0	You're going to hate this.
0:52.2	And Richard Curtis and Emma Ford, please skip this one.
0:55.1	We'll go get next week.
0:56.7	We can talk in person.
1:11.2	Silent Night. All right, are we ready? Uh-huh.
1:18.4	Silent night, holy night.
1:21.2	All is well.
1:21.7	Calm.
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