List of Gestures

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Hello geniuses! I mean, hello babies! Both come off kinda condescending, right? We don’t really mean to be. In this episode, Emily considers marrying Lisa’s dog. Lisa has conflicting emotions regarding the hypothetical ceremony. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “List of Gestures,” which is awfully comprehensive. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses
0:25.0	tell us something we don't know
0:26.3	hello babies I was about to say hello geniuses
0:30.3	it is kind of silly that we call our listeners babies and not geniuses.
0:36.0	That's why I like it though.
0:37.8	I didn't even think of it until now.
0:41.2	Am I a stupid idiot?
0:42.5	We're the geniuses and they're the babies.
0:45.6	It's like very condescending.
0:47.6	Very condescending.
0:48.8	But I want it also, like I feel like it's still arrogant to call them geniuses because it's like in order
0:54.8	to like this show you gotta be so smart or the show makes you smart by listening to it.
1:00.4	It also kind of sounds sarcastic it's like hey genius yeah what what's up genius
1:04.6	hey Einstein welcome to the show you fucking idiot Bobo Picasso. Um, welcome to our show.
1:15.0	It's great to have you here.
1:20.0	We've been doing podcasting for a very long time.
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