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Life is Short with Justin Long

Lisa Lampanelli 🍆

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Lisa Lampanelli (The Howard Stern Show) and Justin talk about her first time doing the Friars Club Roast of Chevy Chase and her long career as an insult comic, why she decided to retire from standup comedy and how freeing it is to try new things without a goal or end game in mind. 

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0:00.0

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0:03.2

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0:05.4

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0:06.8

What do you want to do?

0:14.0

Sometimes I see the way kids are insulted by something.

0:17.7

And I think there's nothing.

0:18.9

You know, as an adult, I can think,

0:20.7

I wonder why they find that insulting.

0:22.4

Something like, oh, you're a boogerhead,

0:24.5

or you're a fart face.

0:25.3

If somebody said that to me now, I would just laugh.

0:27.7

I was thinking recently about when I was a kid

0:30.8

and the things I would find insulting.

0:33.8

And there was one kid in school.

0:35.8

His name was Brian.

0:37.0

I'll protect his aunt in a media, I don't know, out him.

0:39.7

Not fully protected.

0:40.7

You're saying his name, his actual name.

0:42.3

Well, I'm saying his first name.

0:43.3

It's a very common name.

0:44.6

I'll say something nice about him.

0:45.6

He was the most handsome guy.

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