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🗓️ 11 August 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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The guys discuss the latest Bachelorette episode and which guy they’re rooting for, then Justin talks about how he and Kate got force fed calamari by a regular with her bare hands at a local bar. We read a letter from a listener names Justin (NOT Jason) that makes a case for morning sex vs. afternoon sex. Finally, Stacy from St. Louis calls in to talk about how great it is to be a mail carrier.
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0:00.0 | Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon music. Download the app today. |
0:14.1 | Oh god, I'm just drinking the worst coffee which I'll explain which is actually part of my shortlist. I have a terrible Joe |
0:20.8 | Like a Joe Stalin. Yes, like a Joe Stalin. That's a good nickname for for a really bad cup of coffee |
0:27.6 | Funny a Stalin. Yeah, yeah, I got a I got a cup of Stalin |
0:33.4 | Who'd be a good Joe Joe? Hey Joe Cleco by the way. Yeah, he's great. Joe. Shout out. Great job. All the fame Joe |
0:39.9 | Yeah, I was so he seemed so really like appreciative and |
0:45.1 | Sweet didn't he? So Joe Cleco was a Jets player who was inducted into the Hall of Fame recently |
0:50.8 | But I do want to talk a little bit about how this cup of Stalin came to be and |
0:55.2 | And |
0:57.2 | About people strangers being fed by a stranger. Oh, I'm not even close to knowing what you're talking about |
1:07.3 | I'll explain. Okay. I'm on my shortlist. I would like to dish a little bit on the bachelor on the hometowns |
1:16.2 | Have you seen? Oh, have you not seen it? I didn't see the way them coming to her. Oh, I've seen that either. Oh, okay. What's today? |
1:24.1 | That's tonight. That's tonight. I'm talking about the one last week. Okay. Okay. Okay, you can dish |
1:28.5 | I've seen that can we dish together. Wait, that's this together. I can't wait. Are you kidding? I've been wanting to dish about the bachelor for so long |
1:34.8 | All right, let's do it. Okay, so here we go. Uh, y'all right. I'm right |
1:47.0 | You are listening to life be shorter. We're your host Justin and Christian |
1:54.1 | Dream sweetheart |
2:13.7 | Yeah, I am excited to dish with you and should we start with the I'm we're in the head now |
2:19.1 | Yeah, yeah, we're in the head. We're a fish. We're in the head. Yeah, we're in the cranium the top of the cranium |
2:24.6 | Remember the game cranium. Yeah, I do. That was fun. That was a fun one. Um, any who |
2:31.2 | So what did you think? What do you think about? Well, should we start with your |
2:36.4 | coffee? Okay, let me talk about the ston the cup of stock. I feel like once we talk about the bachelor |
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