Lindy and Meagan Violate a Man's Privacy
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Hi Besties! On this week's episode, Lindy apologizes for immediately failing at being a YouTuber, and Meagan brings sad news about a beloved Text Me Backolyte from the animal kingdom -- that's right, Lindy and Meagan are mourning the loss of the beautiful, enormous snake queen of the Amazon we grew to love, our beloved Freekaconda. Did she die of natural causes? Or were more nefarious forces at play here?
Also, Lindy shares a horrifying and yet ultimately heartwarming tale involving deer entrails, poachers, befriending stoic woodspeople, and the power of WOODS JUSTICE.
And GUESS WHAT? We solve the mystery of the creepy Heather & Mark love (??) letter with the help of our in-house show detective, Rafil Kroll-Zaidi. His new essay, "The Branson Pilgrim," will be available at this link on April 15, 2024. And not a moment sooner!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our editor is -- you guessed it -- Lindy West. Our music and our mixing is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative wizard.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie connections, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What's up guys? Welcome back to the channel. Today we're going to be farting and pooping with Roblox. |
| 0:07.0 | Make sure you like and subscribe. |
| 0:09.5 | Smash that subscribe button below. If you like what you see, I'm not good at this. Welcome to Text Me Back Me Back, a show about Bethany back, a show about best friends for best friends, an independent production that you can support at patreon.com slash text me backpod. |
| 0:48.6 | I'm Megan Hatchermaze. |
| 0:50.2 | And I'm Lindy West. |
| 0:51.4 | On today's show, we solve the mystery of Mark and Heather, and the story will be three to ten times more bananas than any other story. I'm also going to tell you a horrible story about entrails and the power of community. But first, tidings! |
| 1:09.1 | Thanks. Do you have them? |
| 1:12.0 | Titings. |
| 1:12.9 | I just want to acknowledge that I looked really bad last week. |
| 1:19.2 | Thank you. |
| 1:20.2 | It's been on everyone's minds. |
| 1:22.9 | The Text Me Backalites are in a tizzy about how bad you looked last week. |
| 1:27.2 | What happened was |
| 1:28.5 | Megan and I hopped on to do a test record so I looked like shit we did so good that we were like |
| 1:38.9 | we got to use it I know the unfortunate thing is when we log on to just pop something stupid off, it's gold every time. Sorry. Yeah. That's the freaking problem. Also, we're new to this YouTube space. You know, we weren't ready. I wasn't ready. I didn't know. That was before we had our incredible meeting with our part-time YouTube strategist. |
| 2:06.9 | I shouldn't even say that. He hasn't consented to that. No. He's like not even part-time. He's our one-time YouTube strategist. |
| 2:17.6 | We talked to a man for one hour about YouTube. |
| 2:21.6 | And now he's a part-time employee of this company, I guess. |
| 2:24.8 | But he forgot to say in the meeting, don't look like shit. |
| 2:28.2 | I think because that it was implied. |
| 2:31.1 | I think he didn't think he needed to tell you that. |
| 2:36.3 | But it turns out he totally did. |
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