Lindy and Meagan Start a Donkey Fight Club
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2024
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
When the Best Friend Party Phone rings, Lindy and Meagan ANSWER. This week, we hear FROM YOU, our beloved Text Me Backolytes, with stories about the historical figures who make up the very Mount Rushmore of Text Me Back: a squirrel skull, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and a horny ghost. We also introduce two very special new songs to the lore, including one from literal famous person -- and Lindy's former college classmate -- Robert.
Most importantly, we both experience a pretty significant mental breakdown somewhere in the middle of segment one, so you won't want to miss that, AND Lindy and Meagan take a moment to walk down memory lane, which is located somewhere near the Edinburgh TGIFridays.
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our editor is -- you guessed it -- Lindy West. Our music and our mixing is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative wizard.
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| 0:00.0 | new business idea. It's an app that you can install on your own phone, an anti-snewping app, |
| 0:06.4 | so that if you have a toxic, jealous partner who breaks into your phone and reads your text, |
| 0:11.1 | it creates a fake iMessage app that's just full of text about clam semen and coral semen and how do invertebrates reproduce? |
| 0:29.6 | Shut up! Welcome to text me back, text me back. |
| 0:44.3 | Text me back. |
| 0:46.3 | Text me back. |
| 0:48.3 | Text me back. |
| 0:49.3 | Text me back. |
| 0:51.3 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, thank you back. Welcome to text Me Back, Back, Welcome to Text Me Back, an independent podcast about two media moguls who know how to YouTube, |
| 1:03.2 | because their brains work real good. |
| 1:06.2 | I'm Megan Hatcher-Maze. |
| 1:07.8 | And I'm Lindy West. |
| 1:09.0 | You can subscribe to the show at patreon.com slash text |
| 1:12.4 | me backpod. I've introduced a new feature, which is that I posted a bunch of our actual texts, |
| 1:17.5 | because believe it or not, we do actually text each other. This show title is not just a gimmick. |
| 1:23.1 | It's true life. It happened to me, colon, I texted my best friend. And now you can be a part of it. |
| 1:31.2 | It's just like you're our jealous boyfriend and you broke into our phones and you read our text. |
| 1:36.7 | And you know what we were talking about? Clam jizz. So. |
| 1:40.1 | Oh, I know I was a part of it, but now I'm so unsettled by our own text messages. |
| 1:48.1 | That's your punishment for snooping. |
| 1:50.9 | It's a good one. |
| 1:52.2 | On today's show, we're introducing a brand new segment called segment pubes. |
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