Lindy and Meagan Hit Their Faces with Tiny Hammers

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Meagan & Lindy

News, Text Me Back, Comedy, Lindy West, Politics, Meagan Hatcher-mays

4.9 • 746 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We have so many new delights to share with you. First off, we’re GORGEOUS?? Lindy washes her bangs and Meagan is absolutely slathered in rouge. Tune into our socials to see the evidence of this glow-up/looks-maxxing, and let us know if it’s worth all the effort @textmebackpod on IG. And we also share a BFF endorsement/reunion story that means everything to us!! This is your invitation to send every episode of Text Me Back to your bestie.

Plus, there are some major updates to our Whatcha Watchin’. Lindy is on a new beat called Baldur’s Gate 3, and her reporting doesn’t even make Meagan reach for her dissociation goggles! We stan Toadus with (or without) any shape of peen ✨. Meanwhile, Meagan brings on the sultry magic of icon Luther Vandross. We are GOING TO GINO’S for dinner.

Did YOU give us the famous butter bell or hand-crafted mugs? We want to hear from you (again)! You’re too good to us!!! Write to us at deartextmebackpod@gmail.com or call the BFF Party Phone (703) 829-0003 to tell us who the heck you are, you perfect angels! And if YOU want to get Lindy and Meagan on a Greyhound from New York to LA, here’s how: if we get 50 new Patreon subscribers this week, we’ll friggin do it! www.patreon.com/textmebackpod.

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

Listen to all about Lindy’s famous radio personality grandpa in The Killer Comes for Lindy’s Grandpa
Learn about Meagan’s pickle journey starting here in Lindy and Meagan are even better BBWs in 2025
I Can Fix Her Segment: Butter Bell edition in Lindy and Meagan Have the Normal Number of Organs
Meet RFK’s brain worm, Janine, in Lindy and Meagan Agree: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm Is NOT a Girls' Girl!
Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

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“My favorite podcast!”

MSPERSIMMON YOU ARE A CLEAR AND CONCISE QUEEN AND WE THANK YOU FOR THAT.

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

Baldur’s Gate 3
Luther Vandross: Never Too Much documentary trailer
Luther absolutely wrecking Whitney Houston, Stevie Wonder, and Dionne Warwick in their rendition of That’s What Friends Are For
Check out our ongoing Text Me Biki!
Check out the Text Me Back Venmo!!!
Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)

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If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	impressed.
0:02.3	Literally, she pressed the button to start podcast, and I am impressed.
0:08.5	I'm pressed.
0:11.7	Welcome to Text Me Back Podcast.
0:13.3	The only podcast where Lindy pressed the button for a change.
0:17.7	It's true.
0:18.6	It is the only podcast where Lindy pressed the the button for a change you don't know that
0:23.0	totally totally factual do you go another podcast and press their buttons as well maybe maybe
0:28.1	what if you found out that i had like nine secret podcasts all your other podcasts are solvent
0:35.7	oh yeah i'm rich.
0:40.6	I knew it.
0:42.1	I got a big, fake mattress in every room in the house.
0:44.4	Oh.
0:45.2	I knew it.
0:46.3	God damn it. Text me back.
1:00.0	Text me back.
1:02.0	Text me back at once.
1:05.0	Text me back.
1:06.0	Back.
1:07.0	Hey, hey, hey.
1:09.0	Now, but speaking of this, business, you may have noticed something different about me today.
1:14.8	I did. I'm beautiful. Yeah, you look great. Yeah. Thank you. I'm trying an experiment called,
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