Lindy and Meagan are OVER the Moon

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Meagan & Lindy

News, Text Me Back, Comedy, Lindy West, Politics, Meagan Hatcher-mays

4.9 • 746 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

GET 👏US 👏OUTTA HERE 👏

Last week dire wolves, this week…Gayle King is in space? You might think that all of the world’s problems have been solved if we’re spending time doing this nonsense–but actually, nope! Believe it or not things are actually worse than ever! The BBWs are losing their minds in real time, but that’s okay because Magic Mind is here to tether them gently to Earth.

In other news! Barry has tragically been re-coned and Lindy and Meagan are regaled by the horrors of male afflictions. But Meagan visits NYC and her delight in humanity is restored by the bright lights of Times Square and Broadway! What if we kissed at the Times Square Olive Garden 💘🌆🍝

And last but not least: What do you think of Lindy’s Big Static Conspiracy? Ghost of Ben Franklin aka Alexander Graham Bell, that u? Plus, just for 98%ers, you’re in for TWO more unhinged niche conspiracies from Lindy. Get pumped.

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NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

Learn what they ACTUALLY put in bully sticks in Lindy and Meagan Start a Wikifeet Retirement Plan!
Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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“I'm so grateful to have this hilarious duo in my feed. They remind me of laughing uncontrollably with my BFFs who are far away. These two remind me that we can have joy even as the world explodes.”

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAA OUR HEARTS ARE EXPLODING WITH LOVE FOR YOU!

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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.5	That's audible.co.uk slash wondery.
0:11.2	This is what the people like, honestly.
0:13.0	This is what they're clamoring for.
0:13.9	They're clamoring for just the most deranged podcast, no structure.
0:18.3	They're not literally leaving comments on the podcast page being like, please
0:23.7	install a structure onto this podcast. They're not saying that. They're saying, let it ride,
0:29.0	girls. But they really are. They really are, truly.
0:45.4	Text me back.
0:50.1	Text me back at once.
0:52.2	Text me back.
0:53.1	Back me back. Welcome to Text me back podcast, one of the most decrepit
1:00.3	in the industry.
1:02.6	We will be hobbling through this episode for various reasons.
1:07.7	For Lindy's part, there was a reggae band asleep in her office up to like 20 minutes ago.
1:13.3	So that was a huge hurdle she had to overcome.
1:16.6	And for me, I'm getting sick and my eyeball is swollen again.
1:21.5	So what caused it this time?
1:23.4	Not eye cream because I don't use that anymore.
1:25.6	I have decided to age gracefully.
1:27.8	This time it was just pollen, which, come on now.
1:34.2	Come on now.
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