Lindy and Meagan Demand Hollywood Secrets from Guy Branum (Live!)
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2024
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, Lindy and Meagan are comin' atcha LIVE from the Cascade PBS Ideas Festival with a very special celebrity guest: actor, comedian, girls' girl, Hollywoodlandman, and kind of a lawyer(!!!), Guy Branum!
Meagan and Lindy trick Guy into giving up the goods on every single celebrity encounter he has ever had, including a drunken cab ride with a freestyle-rapping Zac Efron and a personal betrayal by the hottest gay in Hollywood.
Then, Meagan and Guy turn their legal and comedic mega-minds to the most vital task in the war to save American Democracy: coming up with Real Housewives taglines for all nine members of the Supreme Court. Got 'em! Which justice does Guy declare to be a "messy bitch"? You'll have to listen to find out!
Hope you love it, besties!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our editor is Lindy West.
Our music and mixing is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo (except for this episode, which Lindy had to try and "mix" herself because Aham is on vacation, so please do not blame him). Diana Bowen is our video and creative wizard. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
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| 0:00.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:01.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:02.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:03.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:04.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:05.0 | Back me back. |
| 0:06.0 | Back. |
| 0:07.0 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, and be back? Next be back. Back. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, |
| 0:22.6 | Hey, |
| 0:23.6 | Hello, hello, oh my goodness. Hi. Hello, hello my goodness. |
| 0:38.0 | Hi. |
| 0:39.3 | Hello, hello, angels. |
| 0:41.3 | Oh, thank you so much for coming. |
| 0:43.3 | Hello. |
| 0:44.3 | Welcome to the Cascade PBS Ideas Festival. |
| 0:49.3 | My name is Lindy West. |
| 0:50.3 | I am the host of Text Me Back, which is a podcast about best friends and animals and ghosts and things that happened to us in 2003 and buying things to make yourself feel better. |
| 1:04.6 | And I'm Megan Hatcher-May's also the host of Text Me Back. We have a very exciting show for you today where where we'll be joined by actor, comedian, and all-around king, Guy Branum. |
| 1:17.2 | So normally, Lindy and I would spend a bunch of time catching up on the different snake videos she's seen on Instagram, |
| 1:24.1 | but our guest is simply too good to keep him backstage for long. |
| 1:29.0 | So, Lindy, could you do the honors of introducing our guest? |
| 1:31.7 | Yes. Guy Branham is a famous comedian, an actor, and movie star, and he's on an Apple TV show |
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