Lindy and Meagan are Haterz with a Z
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, Lindy and Meagan once again trick themselves into maybe becoming Christians?? Because Divine Providence has once again struck the podcast as holy connections are made between pubes, German composer George Frideric Handel, and the Text Me Backolytes who love them.
Alas, Lindy and Meagan quickly dispense with beatification and instead turn to necromancy -- bringing back two old segments from the dead: "I Can Fix Her," a segment about purchasing little items that will fix your whole life, and "One Minute Hate," a segment about all the shit we hate, from Bobby Flay to shrimp, with an assist from our beloved listeners!
Enjoy, besties!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our editor is Lindy West.
Our music and our mixing is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative wizard. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie connections, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery. This week, we'd also like to specially thank Alex Rochester for running the old Text Me Back text club at KUOW where folks sent in their hate for today's segment.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I don't like how a Patreon tells you that people unsubs. |
| 0:03.3 | I know. |
| 0:03.6 | I don't get. Don't tell me. That's their business. I don't think that we should take it personally. I think maybe people got caught up in the moment. And then they were like, I can't give these idiots $8 a month. I get it. I don't get it. And I do take it personally. No, we're not mad at you. Come back whenever you're ready. |
| 0:21.9 | Hey, since we're already talking about it, |
| 0:23.2 | come back and join us at the $1 level. You don't get any goodies, but you get to help us. You get the goodies of the heart, which is called love. It's called supporting arts and culture. It's called arts funding. Ever heard of it? Congress. Nice. |
| 0:39.3 | Let them have it. I let them have it. |
| 0:41.7 | I hit him with the Bing, Bang, Bang. Bing, bang. |
| 0:44.6 | Thanks me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. |
| 0:55.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:56.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:57.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:58.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:59.0 | Text me back. |
| 1:01.0 | Hey, hey, hey, hey,-Maze, and I wrote that. |
| 1:23.1 | Text Me Back is an independent podcast that relies 100% on Patreon subscriptions to exist. |
| 1:30.0 | So please consider supporting us at patreon.com slash text me back pod. |
| 1:35.0 | On today's show, we're going to bring back two beloved segments, two minutes hate, which has been |
| 1:39.8 | reduced to one minute hate for algorithmic reasons. |
| 1:42.8 | And I can fix her, a segment where we buy |
| 1:45.2 | things to make ourselves feel better and to fix our whole lives. But first, tidings. Glad, glad tidings, glad tidings, glad tidings. |
| 1:55.6 | Glad tidings. Do you have it? Glad tidings. Yep, that's the song. Tartings. |
| 2:01.9 | Yep, that's the song. |
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