Lindy and Meagan are Party Poopers
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2024
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
You know them from being blacklisted from the Bulgarian podcast charts. You know them from leading the boards in Estonia. And third most likely, you know them from their podcast Too Beautiful to Live! This week Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays sit down with Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh for round two of their crossover series, and Lindy did NOT have to frantically Google their names and bios during the recording this time.
Our tidings are full of bad pans and youth-infested homes. Lindy’s deep dive into her daughter’s weekend stay at their cabin leads to a detective-worthy investigation, while Meagan’s love for the Olympics turns her into a proud violently patriotic American 🔪🦅🇺🇲. The crew talks about strong feelings about Celine Dion, Kathie Lee Gifford, and Theo Von. They try to play a game. BUT THEN, some breaking news: Lindy lives in the light with a brave admission that it was she that left behind a surprise for her elegant guest to find, which quite frankly will probably be the only thing you remember about this episode.
Love Logan and Arnold as much as we do? Listen to more of Too Beautiful to Live on Apple Podcasts
Do you have a sticky pan you need lubricated? Call the Text Me Back hotline/pan unsticky service at (703) 829-0003.
How did you poorly cover your tracks after a party in your parent’s place? Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com (and don’t forget to include your email signature power flexes)
Ever found yourself Out of Butt, Out of Mind? DM us on IG @textmebackpod (no photos for the love of god).
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. |
| 0:01.2 | Hello. |
| 0:01.8 | So do we have to talk about what we're doing here? |
| 0:04.0 | I think last time we just did some tidings, you guys kind of kicked it off, right? And Luke, you had a couple of headlines that you might throw at us for top stories, right? Yeah, if you talk about breaking in the Olympics, not. Oh, that's my, that's my tiding. Oh, really? Perfect. That's great because I have a backup, which is good 7-Elevens coming to the U.S. |
| 0:22.2 | Yes. |
| 0:23.2 | So you keep your tidings and I'll just, I'll just do 7-Eleven. You know what my anniversary is, 7-Eleven. Oh. It was written in the stars. My favorite store, and that's why I picked that day for my birthday. And let me add something totally uninteresting. My sister Liz's birthday. Oh. I actually hate it when you do that because what are you supposed to do with that information? What a thing I know about you is that you have a sibling with a birthday every day of the year. Most days. Most days. It's even more uninteresting coming from me. Yeah, exactly. We've played every number on the wheel. It days. Most days. Yeah, right. It's even more uninteresting coming from me. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:55.4 | We've played every number on the wheel. |
| 0:57.1 | It would be more remarkable if you were like, it's not one of my seven ones for place for that. |
| 1:02.8 | Let me check my calendar. |
| 1:04.1 | I got nothing on this one. Let's be back. |
| 1:17.6 | Wendy. |
| 1:20.8 | That's where we are. |
| 1:21.8 | Where? |
| 1:23.4 | We're in the Riverside studio of two podcasters, but not us podcasters. |
| 1:30.9 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 1:31.8 | We creeped in over in the night and we hid in the bathtub. |
| 1:36.0 | And then when our friends from TBTL got in here to record, we said, surprise. |
| 1:44.3 | We said, we just fell out of a coconut tree. |
| 1:46.9 | Ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 1:47.9 | And we want to record a show with you. |
| 1:49.5 | And they said, okay, you fucking freaks. |
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