Lindy and Meagan Discuss the Ups and Downs of Life
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
This week Lindy kicks us off with an unforgettable Dave Matthews tribute, but don’t let that stop you from staying tuned, it doesn’t last that long!
We have SO many segments today (3).
First, we kick off with segment P.U.B.E.S, which is quickly becoming dedicated to our own biffs, blunders, and bad ethics, and this week we actually do include a hit of that sweet sweet Socrates music after Alli PERSONALLY raked the internet to find what she hopes is a worthy nostalgic little riff (sorry for leaving you hanging, sweet bbs! 🤖)
Next, we round the corner to deliver a Snake News segment we rustled up specifically because listener Caitlin & Husband FINALLY submitted a Snake of the Week jingle! You simply cannot miss it because we are going to be leaning on that audio cue heavily moving forward.
And lastly but most importantly, the industry has spoken and they have determined Lindy’s podcast guesting rate to be a firm $3000-$10,000 per appearance. If you are Colin Cowherd, confirm Lindy’s upcoming appearance via the Best Friend Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. Also, Meagan was pretty confident she knew what Colin Cowherd’s whole deal was but now is NOT sure he’s a weird woke mind virus guy. Sorry?
Did you stick around to hear the secret code word? There may be a poster in it for you if you email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!
Don’t forget to support the show on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/textmebackpod
Get tix for Text Me Back Live at The Reser on November 7th!
https://thereser.org/event/text-me-back-live-with-lindy-west-meagan-hatcher-mays/
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Tave Matthews Band, the podcast that believes ants. |
| 0:07.0 | Rows. |
| 0:08.2 | Rout, ra, roo-da-o-da-o-d-da. |
| 0:11.7 | Oh, man. |
| 0:13.5 | Ants. |
| 0:14.0 | Thanks. He texts me back |
| 0:24.3 | Text me back |
| 0:26.1 | He wakes up in the ants and he asks me back |
| 0:30.8 | He wakes up in the ants, sees the ants and he says good morning. |
| 0:44.3 | He says good morning to the ants. |
| 0:47.9 | The ants live in his clothes. |
| 0:59.7 | I'm Lindy West. has clouds i'm lindy west and i'm ants i'm negate your maze that's the spirit i hate you |
| 1:08.2 | not true you love me so much. |
| 1:13.0 | It's so bad. |
| 1:14.7 | What are we going to do today? |
| 1:16.2 | What are we going to talk about? |
| 1:17.9 | Ants. |
| 1:18.8 | Ants. |
| 1:20.2 | No, we have so many segments today. |
| 1:22.4 | It's not even funny. |
| 1:24.3 | I haven't laughed once. |
| 1:25.5 | We've got more segments than a millipede, Megan. Oh, God. I don't know if they have segments, but they kind of do. They have little lines and they have a million legs. That's not true either. That's what they say. In the metric system, milly means thousy. I don't even think they have a thousy. I think they only have like a hundred. Or does it mean |
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