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Mikey A, it is draft week, my friend.

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Yes, I mean, the high point for the jet season.

Every season.

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And listen, I don't know, like, Lindsay Zardiac was at ESPN for many, many years.

Now, she has a podcast, she's doing great work, she married a host from the Today Show,

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