Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever to walk the planet.

I'll tell you what, man. He's a literal titan across the entire media landscape.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too, gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce has a Jewish baby.

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Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only

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I don't get it. And the podcast's name is Thuponity. Mikey A, how are you? Second episode this week. I'm exhausted. I'm still not getting paid for this fucking thing. Who is getting paid for this? I have no idea. Lebedoort.

I mean, this thing is, I went to listen to an episode that things painted like a NASCAR.

I had no idea.

State forms a sponsor all of a sudden.

And no one ran that by me.

And we love having them on.

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