Lincoln Calls Civil War 2 A Bad Idea: "Dude, Trust Me" Says Former Prez

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🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Four score and seven minutes ago I brought forth the newest episode of the God Pod with Satan, Psyche, and special guest Abraham Lincoln, who walks us through a less than accurate historical tour, which includes a 10-year egg shortage and his Lincoln Log Fortune. We also have group therapy with Psyche, read Weeny Boy Mcgoo's review, and discuss evil bosses who think they're gods. I decide to get pigtails to see if I can make more tithes and offerings. On the 'Satan Show!' We discuss the latest gossip, Ezra Miller's rein of terror ending, mental health, and sexorcisms. Because this podcast, under Me, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and the God Pod of the God, by the God, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the godpot Lincoln when was the Civil War? Oh, that was around 1860
0:08.3	That nice. Oh, he's got you there, bro. You tried to trip him up with an easy one. You're gonna have to go harder than that
0:13.5	This is your vice president. Why are you talking about my first term with Mr. Hannibal Hamlin or perhaps my second term with Andrew Johnson?
0:22.8	Okay, thought you could get me pieces shit
0:25.7	Oh
0:27.7	You could have a subscription based platform through the post or you could receive naked photographs from them. No, really
0:36.0	You're not telling me that you invented pornography. I was calling it only patriots
0:43.8	Lincoln, how are you feeling about this merch? Well, I read variety, so I know this merch seems terrible
0:50.2	And I really hope they don't remove the movie
0:53.0	Lincoln, what?
0:56.2	You
1:07.6	Hello dear listener. This is the godpot on god, and I'm starting to wonder if the parts I had left over after making humans were important
1:16.7	Hmm
1:18.2	Anyway
1:19.3	Joining us today is former president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln
1:23.0	So stick around you don't want to miss that. I'm here today with my pals Satan
1:33.8	Okay, and my therapist who's also my pal psyche. Hi, psyche. Hello, hello, hello
1:41.0	Happy to be here Satan. I'm not gonna give you 20 seconds. I was about to harmonize with myself
1:46.8	psyche. Let me tell you
1:48.8	The fan base is spoken. They're so happy that you were back. I'm gonna cry. That's so sweet
1:54.3	I was like no one's gonna remember me
1:56.9	No, no, no, they're thrilled that you're back. How do you know that they're thrilled because they say it on our patreon?
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