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🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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For unto you a new God Pod episode is born with Jesus, Mary Mags, and our wonderful guest, Holly Figueroa O’Reilly, Chocolatier, Baker, Songstress, and Trump Slayer. We discuss bible banning, the atheist factory, ding dong clouds, Twitter blocking, the laughingstock Dr. Oz., Canada’s QAnon Queen, grammar check reviews and comments, and Mary teaches me big words. Did you know you can listen to the God Pod while driving, running from a bear, and sky diving? You can listen anywhere. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, he bought and bought and he lost in federal court if you
0:06.9	can believe it and then he lost a federal court appeal. You got a lawsuit against
0:12.0	the president and won? Yep, we might have actually been the only people who've
0:16.5	ever won a lawsuit against Trump. God still has to fly commercial and not like
0:25.3	first class either. Spirit? Holy Spirit Airlines, yes. It is very embarrassing. I
0:31.6	try to do the Jimmy Carter thing and shake hands with everybody on the plane, but they are just like
0:37.0	fuck you God. Not in today's day in time, okay? It's stuff going on.
0:44.0	You did say fire next time. You did fire that one time, but you said fire again.
0:49.6	So later, God, we've penis cloud God now, not the flood god.
0:54.3	Yeah, I'm too busy making penis clouds. I don't want to do fire.
1:11.6	Hello dear listener. This is The God Pod. I'm God and I created testicles only for
1:18.4	comedic effect. I'm here today with my pals. What's up gang?
1:22.1	Hey God. Hey Mary. Hello. With us today is recovering songwriter,
1:28.1	internet provocateur and chocolate here. Holly Figueroa O'Reilly. Welcome Holly.
1:34.3	That's me. Thank you. Thanks for having me. It's awesome. We're going to talk to you about your
1:40.0	career with music and being blocked by President Trump. Yep. On Twitter is a thing that happened.
1:47.8	It is. And now you've launched a candy business. I have come from a long line of
1:52.8	candy people, candy makers. Really won't go. Are you related?
1:58.2	Seems like it should be, but no, not to my knowledge.
2:01.1	Follow the God pod on Apple Spotify or your favorite podcast app, the God pod.
2:06.0	Have it. Yahweh. Before we get to our interview, let's let's talk about some things happening
2:10.7	in the news. Yes. So there's this big story about a Texas school district that
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