Lilo & Stitch kind of sucked? - Ride Along Burger King

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Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Board your dragon (Eric’s Hyundai) and ride along with Our Heroes on their way back from BK with the food. They talk live action remakes, Lilo & Stitch, explain how to train your dragon to Eric, and realize this burger is just a whopper. TAKE FLIGHT! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Is everyone wearing their crown?
0:01.6	No, I took mine off.
0:03.0	Did you make the horns?
0:05.0	Oh, yeah, the horns pop out.
0:07.0	Oh, no, you said it?
0:08.0	But I didn't know what the hell you were saying.
0:09.0	Like a real Viking.
0:10.0	Fuck, dude.
0:11.0	Just like a real Viking.
0:12.0	Just like your mom's tit plate.
0:14.0	That's from the movie.
0:16.0	What the fuck?
0:18.0	Oh, oh.
0:19.0	From how to, I've never seen how to train your dragon.
0:22.4	Yeah, the helmet he gives hiccup is from his mom's breastplate.
0:27.1	Who's hiccup?
0:28.0	The main character.
0:28.5	The main character.
0:29.4	That's his name?
0:30.4	Yeah.
0:30.8	He sucks.
0:32.0	That's the whole point.
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