It's NOT Spicy? %% Burger King How to Train Your Dragon Meal

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Our Heroes, because of you, return to Burger King, because of you, to try the new How to Train Your Dragon Menu, because of you. You did this. This meal includes a red burger, reddish mozarella sticks, a lightish red drink, and a sundae without nuts. Only one thing is spicy. Can we train this meal or does BK get knocked down a peg again. It still tastes like that huh?And next week we'll be announcing some new merch coming early July including the Switchfork! You can check out the store NOW at https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order. Also sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think of a breakfast muffin with sausage and egg.
0:03.6	Yep, that's the one.
0:05.6	You can see it, can you?
0:07.3	Deep in your mind.
0:09.1	Sausage, egg, cheese, muffin.
0:12.7	I don't even need to say its name, do I?
0:15.9	Breakfast, done properly.
0:18.6	Served until 11 a.m.
0:21.2	Welcome to 100% vape, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it.
0:26.5	Nick certainly does.
0:28.2	I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my coach.
0:30.5	Jordan Swears, Jordan, how are you?
0:32.2	I'm swimming.
0:34.3	He was like, take a hit, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger.
0:36.4	I'm swimming free but boys Nick
0:39.9	Nick wish he were swimming
0:41.5	Nick asked you to take a big hit like three times
0:44.2	Nick got yeah Nick got mad at you
0:46.3	you're like he fucking
0:48.2	like you're vibrating like oh what are you smoking
0:52.2	sour straws
0:53.8	God Nick was mad at you because You're vibrating. It's like, oh, what are you smoking? Sourstrons? God.
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