Like the Paris Review (For Porn) - Friday Release Valve
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
(Definitely Not Safe for Kids) Yvette d'Entremont and Alice Vaughn are the hosts of Two Girls One Mic, a podcast that reviews the plots of porn films. They join Heaton to sort out the week's under served headlines, including Swiss chocolate snow, fake languages, and if and when brothels in Berlin will finally reopen.
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| 0:00.0 | It is Friday and I am done being substantive at this point of the week. I don't plan to be |
| 0:06.9 | substantive until late Monday afternoon at the earliest. I've had to think and read stuff. |
| 0:11.6 | We're done with that. |
| 0:12.6 | We're just going to kick around funny headlines at this point. |
| 0:15.7 | If you're new to the political orphanage, |
| 0:17.2 | you should know that Wednesdays and Thursdays are flagship episodes |
| 0:20.4 | where I interview thought leaders, authors, warlords, astronomers, things like that. |
| 0:25.6 | I really thinky type stuff, right? |
| 0:27.6 | But on Fridays, I bring on other degenerates to kick around funny headlines and that's what we're about to do. |
| 0:33.7 | So if Wednesday was the well-balanced meal, we're now doing a beer bong together. |
| 0:38.4 | That's what you just walked into. |
| 0:39.5 | So be aware of that. |
| 0:40.5 | And on top of that, I want you to be further aware that we might be doing some adult |
| 0:45.0 | themes today it's possible so if you are a 10-year-old don't let your parents know that |
| 0:50.3 | you're listening to this program just put them on headphones and and |
| 0:53.4 | try and try and shoe them away because the the people that I'm bringing on are the |
| 0:59.5 | the the mutual hosts of two girls one mic which is a porn cast now in my defense |
| 1:06.2 | originally I thought it was a corn cast I thought that we were I thought that they were |
| 1:09.6 | maybe experts on on on Iowa and Nebraska but, it turns out that they have a whole |
| 1:13.2 | porn, a whole podcast dedicated to assessing porn. So be aware, but I'm very |
| 1:18.1 | excited to talk to them both. To Yvette Dantramar. Hello Yvette. |
| 1:22.0 | Hello, Yvette. Hello. |
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