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And as always, it's my first time reading them.

So if they suck, we'll make Joe Mackey clean Bill Clinton's condo on Epstein Island.

Has to been touched in years.

So this is the weekend we set our clocks forward an hour, huh?

Great, just what Fox needs.

An older audience.

Fair and balanced.

Joy Bayhar says she would never donate a kidney to save the life of a Trump voter. She couldn't anyways, since science hasn't perfected pig to human kidney transplants.

Yeah.

You're coming around.

Pam Bondi says she received a truckload more of Epstein documents.

Unfortunately, this is the woman driving the truck.

The Trump administration put a $ dollar limit on government credit cards.

Now members of Congress have to use cash to pay for electrolysis.

A woman who gave up a good job to pursue her passion for dumpster diving is claiming that she's already saved $50,000.

And she's never looked happier.

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