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This week, a bill that forbids men to play women's sports failed to advance in the Senate.

So unfortunately, men are still allowed to play soccer.

According to a new survey, nearly 25% of Americans admit to peeing in the shower.

Just peeing? asked one man.

Trump is also set to sign an executive order that will abolish the Department of Education.

You're welcome. The teachers union has issued a terse response.

Doctors warn that your health could be at risk if you have a curved pinky toe.

Well, I wouldn't know. I haven't seen my feet in years, said one man.

Tuesday, President Trump noted how a transgender woman beat a real woman in a race by more than five hours.

And he would have won by seven, but he got lost, and since he's a guy, he refused to ask for directions.

According to a recent article about one in five people can wiggle their ears.

I can't do that, but I'll show you something else I can wiggle, said one man.

You guys kind of knew that was coming.

He had the premature laugh.

Only fan star Lily Phillips is apparently now sleeping with elderly men in nursing homes for her latest sex stunt.

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