["Fuck all these dumb houses I'm tired of them. This is we have concerns."

I Jeff Kanata.

I have the new Carboni.

Hello concerned citizens.

Folks.

It's a real topsy-turvy week. We must be living in that.

Hey Jeff, we're probably living in that universe where things go in reverse.

You read about that universe this week where things go in reverse.

The one we discovered that we definitely discovered is totally real.

Definitely discovered that. That's definitely not a bunch of reporters for a bunch of

vlogs that do not want to pay for a new scientist subscription.

And so only read the first three paragraphs of that story. That's definitely not what happened.

There is a backwards universe and we are probably living in it because

normally Jeff, I'm trying to bring more science to this show and you're trying to bring

Chronicles of a Badass. The best, the fan favorite segment of the We Have Concerns

Award-winning science program. Chronicles of a Badass.

Here's what you're referring to.

I'm referring to your miscarriage of a segment.

Chronicles of a Badass, which has never once worked out for you.

Yeah, but it's always so close.

It's so close. When you drill down a little bit, it falls apart.

But if you just look at it from a bird's eye view and squint, a lot of these Chronicles of a

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