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We Have Concerns

Beard Science

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

Pop, Society & Culture, Culture, Games, Gadgets, News, Internet, Comedy, Science

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Let's say we mix human DNA into an animal- at what percentage of human DNA do we start giving it human rights? Also: WERE BEARDS MADE TO BE PUNCHED?

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0:00.0

Anyway, welcome to our art history podcast. This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff Canada.

0:11.7

I'm going to go find a Hello concerned citizens. Jeff.

0:18.5

Nice. We're fucking with them. They're not up to anything. They're not up to anything.

0:25.8

They're just trying to live their lives. Mice are out there like, can I live?

0:29.2

Can they catch a break? Can they live, Jeffrey? That's what I want to know.

0:34.4

I remember we talked about sticking ears on them. We stuck an ear on a mouse.

0:38.7

Love to stick an ear on a mouse, but baby, that was 10 years ago.

0:42.0

That was that was 10 years ago. That was that was 10 years and 10 years ago.

0:46.4

One decade and 10 years. That's the that's the that's the name of the celebration.

0:51.8

We're here celebrating the 10th anniversary of sticking a fucking ear on a mouse,

0:56.8

like a bunch of like a bunch of nightmare people. Yeah.

1:00.4

Like the horrible people we are, like the garbage creatures we are in control of this planet.

1:05.2

It's been 10 years to the day it hasn't. It hasn't. I don't want to I don't want to

1:08.8

need people too far down that road. Feels like it, but it has not.

1:11.6

What are we doing to mice now? What is left to be done to a mouse?

1:15.3

What if I told you, Jeff, that somebody looked at a mouse and said, mouse is good.

1:21.1

But you know what? Mouse is not human. What's it not?

1:25.6

Not human. Mouse isn't human. How could we make mouse more human?

1:29.3

But I thought the whole reason we fucked with mice is because they were, you know, close to human.

1:34.5

They're very close to humanish. You know, we know things we like doing studies on their brain

1:38.6

because they have similar brain structures to us. We love to test shit on a mouse. Love.

1:45.0

Yeah. But they need to be more human.

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