Beard Science
We Have Concerns
Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata
4.9 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Anyway, welcome to our art history podcast. This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff Canada. |
| 0:11.7 | I'm going to go find a Hello concerned citizens. Jeff. |
| 0:18.5 | Nice. We're fucking with them. They're not up to anything. They're not up to anything. |
| 0:25.8 | They're just trying to live their lives. Mice are out there like, can I live? |
| 0:29.2 | Can they catch a break? Can they live, Jeffrey? That's what I want to know. |
| 0:34.4 | I remember we talked about sticking ears on them. We stuck an ear on a mouse. |
| 0:38.7 | Love to stick an ear on a mouse, but baby, that was 10 years ago. |
| 0:42.0 | That was that was 10 years ago. That was that was 10 years and 10 years ago. |
| 0:46.4 | One decade and 10 years. That's the that's the that's the name of the celebration. |
| 0:51.8 | We're here celebrating the 10th anniversary of sticking a fucking ear on a mouse, |
| 0:56.8 | like a bunch of like a bunch of nightmare people. Yeah. |
| 1:00.4 | Like the horrible people we are, like the garbage creatures we are in control of this planet. |
| 1:05.2 | It's been 10 years to the day it hasn't. It hasn't. I don't want to I don't want to |
| 1:08.8 | need people too far down that road. Feels like it, but it has not. |
| 1:11.6 | What are we doing to mice now? What is left to be done to a mouse? |
| 1:15.3 | What if I told you, Jeff, that somebody looked at a mouse and said, mouse is good. |
| 1:21.1 | But you know what? Mouse is not human. What's it not? |
| 1:25.6 | Not human. Mouse isn't human. How could we make mouse more human? |
| 1:29.3 | But I thought the whole reason we fucked with mice is because they were, you know, close to human. |
| 1:34.5 | They're very close to humanish. You know, we know things we like doing studies on their brain |
| 1:38.6 | because they have similar brain structures to us. We love to test shit on a mouse. Love. |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah. But they need to be more human. |
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