Where is my g-spot and how come not of my exes have been able to find it like where is on the treasure map?

It's file events in your favorite meme queen and the big sis you didn't ask for but

Hello, you beautiful

bitch

I'm kidding. I still don't have a nickname for what you guys will be called on the new name almost adulting

So if we can do some contest or something where you guys can come up with like a little nickname for y'all

That'll be amazing. But anyway before we start the episode just giving you a quick updates

Let's start by the fact that I don't know why I still do this but right before I start recording this I

Opened my Instagram up to something that I shouldn't have looked at I

knew it would break my heart. I knew it would hurt my feelings and yet I

Still stalked I still looks for it and then I felt like shit

And then I was like why would I do it to myself and then I reopened it and looked at it a million more times just so I can be

But her an upset and now I'm like all right, let's

I feel like shit. Let's record the episode

So

Before we get into the Oscars because who even watches that? I mean, let's be honest

This is probably the first year

anyone has ever watched

The Oscars and I'm only saying this because I'm bitter that I wasn't

Invited because I still don't have a publicist who invites me to the stuff

But maybe things will change next year and the next year I'll be like I mean the Oscars are so cool

I've always watched the Oscars

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