You make out for a second and then next thing you know, hands on your pants and your pants are coming off and they're hard and you're like,

ah, I'm not ready. And so as a result of that, four plays, not a suggestion. It's a requirement.

It's file events and your favorite meme queen in the big set you didn't ask for, but

dear welcome to almost adult gang.

Almost, you're a cell gang.

Almost, a cell gang.

Are you ready?

Hi, beautiful ladies and welcome to a brand new episode of almost adulting with me, your host,

Violet, Benson, the bigger sister you didn't ask for, but I think that you need and I just realized that's also the intro music of

the episode as I star and I just repeat it myself, you know,

it's going to take me a little bit of adjusting to get used to being a podcaster again.

As you know, last week was my first episode after going away mentally for two and a half months or so.

And I tried out like a new format and also there's a new name which I didn't even announce in a lot of you are like,

why is there a new name? But I feel like if Kylie Jenner can change her baby's name after giving birth to him,

I feel like we're kind of in the same boat and I'm able to change the name of my podcast randomly because I just felt like it.

But if you are curious to know why I changed it, I actually go into detail briefly and explain it on next week's episode.

That's a solo episode.

Okay, so before we get started today's episode is amazing.

It's with sex with Emily so you know it's going to be a good one.

It's about everything that you were curious about, everything about sex.

I'm and it's actually has the funniest, the funniest stories are the end about how my ex-boy from one time almost clipped off my vagina.

Well, my vagina lips, well, my clitoris, we had to few rush to the ER.

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