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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you? Hope you're

doing great. Man, we have so much to catch up on. So many good things happen in the last two weeks. I am home. I am in my studio in Atlanta at my office. I'm surrounded by all of my

Chachkies, all of my wares, all my knickknacks, and I couldn't be happier.

I am having a wild, wild readjustment back into civilian society.

I have been a bitch on the road for essentially the last four years,

but really, really these last 85 shows I mean what a fun ride I've

been more fulfilled with this material than ever I'm so excited for the special

to come out I'm so excited for all these things to happen I mean we just did it we did it we did it

But damn it if my body isn't broken I want to get into everything that happened at the Netflix's joke festival, the last shows.

So many things have popped off, but I have to say start this episode off with so much gratitude

to everybody who came back to the comeback tour. You know, some of y'all came to the Farewell Tour, now you came to the comeback tour. You know, some of all came to the farewell tour,

now you came to the new tour, the comeback, and then we're going to be back out on the

road at the top of 2025 with a whole new tour. You know, I can't believe that I get to live out my dream every

weekend on the road. But I'll tell you what, all of that dancing on stage in heels and boots, carrying all my fucking luggage through the airport like a you know Mount

Everis Sherpa and it has taken a toll on me physically.

I am home this morning I got up at the ass crackadon to go see my physical therapist

she's stuck a needle the size of I don't know a small ruler into my ass.

leg is numb, okay?

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