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Top Flight Time Machine

Life Logistics - Ghost Rights

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Sleeping, toilet unblocking, cat tax discs, accidental noncing, cloud-thrusting, and David Attenborough’s knees. (Rec: 8/9/20)


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0:40.7

this is it. This is top-light time machine I'm I need awesome pa pa pa. I'm Senator Lady so well.

0:48.3

Welcome along this is Life Logistics again. We're here to help in any way we can

0:54.8

and we rely on you to be in the shit basically struggling in trouble. We need no assistance.

1:02.0

I put it another way we rely on you to be alive because if you are alive then you are

1:08.8

embroiled in a struggle and actually life is a struggle doesn't mean that it's not good as well

1:15.4

there's joy all around us is we document the joy every day on this podcast the joy the small

1:21.6

things in life whether that be cup of tea smashing up a bit of glass or just looking at a bird

1:29.4

a winged bird we don't use those kind of old-fashioned terms for women yeah no right although

1:36.3

looking at a woman I'm looking at a beautiful woman it's nice but don't look for too long because

1:42.7

it can be intimidating and inappropriate. If you want to look for a long period of time you know

1:48.8

and sconce yourself somewhere where you can't see it that's all right no no no no just look at a

1:53.6

picture I'm joking obviously if you want to look at a woman just look at a picture of a woman

1:58.2

next is on a off just get yourself a picture Google season off and have a good old look

2:03.6

right knock yourself out like he's good but also for all of us it is a struggle you read a lot

2:11.7

in the newspapers or you know you hear a lot about on social media about people with really

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