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This is top right time machine, I am Andy Dawson, pow pow pow. I'm saying this to Delaney so well.

Well come along, life logistics here, we're going to help you over the next half an hour

or so solve all of your life's problems, wars, just even just some minor queries, anything you've

got, you want a bit of guidance and steering, we're here to help, it's been, it's been a

quite serious mill bag from what I've seen of it this week, Sam, there's quite a lot of serious

topics in there, there's one in there which appears to be basically just how to do some really

horrific animal cruelty, which I'm not even going to read out the name of the person that's

sent it in, don't send in things like that, they're not nice.

Yeah, let's have a look, shall we? We start with one of our oldest and most treasured

counters, our very own diversified farmer, Mr Lewis Claire. Mr Lewis Claire, of course.

He says, what's he got to say for himself? Eveningent, Sam Xerox was prompted me to ask

for some logistical advice, how do I complain effectively without turning into a lamppard?

Great question, Lewis. Very good question. Yeah, let me preface this by saying that I'm not one

of these cunts that habitually complain about any old shit, but when I do have an issue, I can't

seem to stop myself from turning into a turbo lamppard. I'm currently in a dispute with Paypal.

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