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This is top of my time machine, I'm Andy Dawson, pa pa pa. I'm saying this did I need to say what?

It's like logistics again, we've got some of your problems to solve. If you've sent any grudges

in over the last week, as we asked for them last time out, do not worry because we'll get

around to the grudges in the new year, we've pre-recorded this episode last week so you know we haven't

read your fucking grudges yet but we've got lots to get through because I've got lots of logistics

that people have been sending in, we're trying to get through the backlog. Again another Christmas

one, we spent a lot of Christmas time last week, Chris Stockle says what are the best words to use

when you're up in a present and it's shit. It's quite tricky to feign joy when all your feeling

is burning searing rejection, an emotional pain when you've been given something that's shit.

I remember when I was about 14, I think I was 14 and I just opened one of those junior

saver accounts that you have at the bank where you get a free wallet. The best bank I think

was in that West to give you a piggy bank. Oh yeah. So Nathaniel Westminster, he was the top one.

Yes, I didn't, I was with Barclays, I didn't get that because the whole family was with Barclays

so I had to go with Barclays as well. It was far too much of a fucking leap for them to open a

bank account, a different bank for me. So Barclays as well. We're a Barclays family, we're always

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