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The Wittering Whitehalls

LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Whilst the subject of this weeks email isn't at all funny, there was at least a bit of light in the darkness of it all. Flashers are apparently still an issue in 2025 and one that Mrs Whitehall herself has encountered. What's the matter with these people?!

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0:00.0

5am.

0:03.6

You wake up with a jolt,

0:05.5

after a nightmare that your business was hit by a fraud attack in the night.

0:09.4

This is the moment you choose to relax,

0:11.8

knowing that Barclay card payments is helping to prevent fraud 24-7.

0:16.3

So you can go back to counting sheep, not pounds.

0:56.2

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0:59.8

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1:05.3

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1:18.6

What, bit of a trip there, PPJ, peeped to start the show. Yes, I love it. It fell into the throne, no less. So regal. What do you think, Michael?

1:23.3

Yeah. Are you enjoying that throne? Yeah, it's very comfortable. It's quite upright. It is.

1:28.2

Michael used to interview people from that throne when they came in to see him as an agent.

1:31.2

He would intimidate them from that throne.

1:36.2

I think Judy Dench once made a very rude remark about you having delusions of grandeur.

1:37.5

Did she not?

1:45.0

And there was an American agent whose name I won't mention because I can't remember it.

1:46.0

That's a good reason.

1:54.6

Who used to sit on a throne, but it was also on a raised level.

1:55.1

Yeah.

2:02.5

So you went up as he goes, he went up two short steps to get to his throne behind his desk.

2:04.7

Yes.

2:05.2

So imagine how tiring he was.

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