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The Wittering Whitehalls

BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In the second visit to Yorkshire on this tour, Mr & Mrs Whitehall got right into this Saturday night show, with a fantastic crowd. Expect unfortunate misunderstandings with kindly neighbours, a bucket list trawl and some coaching on the local dialect!

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1:16.2

Welcome back to the Wittering White Halls DELs.

1:21.1

We are back at Whitehall Towers after many, many meanders around the country, Michael Whitehall.

1:21.8

Are we not?

1:24.0

Sorry?

1:24.7

Silence.

1:25.7

Get with the program, Michael.

1:27.4

We're now on air. Yes. Back at Whitehall Times. I thought you were going on rambling for hours. I may well. I may well get a ramble on the go. I've just made myself laugh because I called Pee-PJ peepch. I've shortened it even further. What do you think? Peepch. Do you like peep? It's absolutely fine. I'll answer to anything. Okay. Peepch, Michael. You like or you know like? Yeah? Yeah, I quite like a peach, in thing. Peepch. Oh, I thought you said peach. Yeah, peeped. Oh, sorry. I can't get the help. Peed. If I press record, I set you going.

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