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The Wittering Whitehalls

LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

This week, a DL shares plans for their 30th birthday party, to gauge whether it'll be a hit or not... The bottom line? Do what you want! It's your birthday!!

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This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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0:00.0

Now time to thank our partner of this episode, booking.com.

0:06.2

Michael?

0:06.8

Yes, Hilary.

0:07.6

Have you ever booked a trip thinking you knew exactly what you wanted, only to spot

0:12.3

something way better once it was already too late?

0:15.1

It's not that I'm picky, but I don't think I've ever booked a trip, which incidentally is not a word I'm fond of, but I've

0:25.5

probably never booked one and not regretted it.

0:30.1

Is that before you've taken it or after?

0:32.8

Usually during, but it's hard to know what you want until you've seen all the options.

0:39.9

Exactly, Michael. That's where booking.com comes in. With everything in one place,

0:45.6

it's easy to browse, compare, and actually find the perfect fit.

0:50.3

Whether you're looking for a stylish city hotel, a countryside cottage or a beachside apartment,

0:58.6

booking.com makes it easy to book for any type of traveller anywhere in the world.

1:05.5

From big family holidays or romantic weekends away, whatever the occasion, you'll find the right place to stay

1:12.5

on booking.com. Find your perfect holiday rental on booking.com. Booking dot yeah. Now it's time to

1:22.9

thank our partner of this episode, National Grid Electricity Distribution. Michael, what's the first thing you do when

1:30.1

the lights go out? Pray for eight hours unbroken sleep, just for once in my life. No, I mean during a

1:38.8

power cut. Oh, usually I give it 30 seconds and then say out loud, Hillary, there's been a power cut.

1:46.7

Well, as helpful as that is, National Grid electricity distribution are on a mission to help us.

1:52.9

And especially you, Michael Whitehall, get power cut prepared.

1:57.8

So start by keeping some torches and spare batteries to hand in case the power

2:02.7

cut happens when it's dark. Right. And leave at least one light switched on in the house so that

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