BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"
The Wittering Whitehalls
Global
4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
In the final date of The Wittering Whitehalls: Barely Alive 2025 tour, Michael & Hilary played to a sold out crowd at Salford's Quays Theatre. It was a lovely way to end the tour (for now) and the emails, stories and reactions were 10/10!
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, National Grid Electricity Distribution. |
| 0:06.0 | Michael, what's the first thing you do when the lights go out? |
| 0:09.5 | Pray for eight hours unbroken sleep, just for once in my life. |
| 0:15.3 | No, I mean during a power cut. |
| 0:17.7 | Oh, usually I give it 30 seconds and then say out loud, Hillary, there's been a power cut. Oh, usually I give it 30 seconds and then say out loud, Hillary, there's been a power cut. |
| 0:24.7 | Well, as helpful as that is, National Grid Electricity Distribution are on a mission to help us. |
| 0:31.2 | And especially you, Michael Whitehall, get power cut prepared. So start by keeping some torches and spare batteries to hand in case the power cut happens when it's dark. |
| 0:42.6 | Right. |
| 0:43.4 | And leave at least one light switched on in the house so that you know when the electricity comes back. |
| 0:49.5 | Smart thinking. |
| 0:51.0 | But also think community and take time to check on anyone vulnerable |
| 0:56.0 | like the elderly, disabled, |
| 0:58.4 | or anyone who relies on electricity |
| 1:00.5 | for medical equipment |
| 1:01.7 | to make sure that they're coping okay. |
| 1:05.3 | Wise words. |
| 1:06.9 | Stay one step ahead |
| 1:08.3 | and be power cut prepared this winter |
| 1:10.5 | by searching National Grid, Don't Hang About. |
| 1:14.0 | Now time to thank our partner of this episode, booking.com. |
| 1:20.2 | Michael? |
| 1:20.8 | Yes, Hilary. |
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