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Welcome back DELs and non-DELs who've managed to find us to the bonus buy episode of the Wittering Whitehorse.

Bonus buy, that is what? That's bargain hunt, isn't it? Yeah, bargain hunt. We are the bargain hunt of the Wittering Whitehorse. Bonus buy. That is what? That's bargain hunt, isn't it?

Yeah, bargain hunt.

We are the bargain hunt of the podcast world

because we give you a bonus buy.

I'm going to crack straight on with the email.

Crack away.

Because I'll do the admin at the end

because I know how much you love admin, Michael.

Dear Hillary and Michael,

I need your advice because without it, I think I might be forced to beat my husband to with an inch of his life.

Quite dramatic.

You like a dramatic start to an email.

I love my car.

I like it to be clean, hoovered, and I never park it anywhere that it might be hit.

It's nothing special.

It's hardly a Ferrari.

It's just a modest Ford Focus. Or as I like to call it, a Ford Focus.

But I like to keep it pristine. My husband does not share my passion. He is a terrible driver and he's constantly scratching it, denting it and curbing my precious alloys.

Sound familiar? What should I do? Send him on a driving course, ban him from driving my car?

To be honest, what I'm hoping is that a stiff word from the white tools might be enough to make him pay attention.

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