Buying A Sports Car, Hair Dye & Being Too Polite

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Mr Whitehall is full of stories this week and that's exactly how we all like him! There's plenty of advice for a man called Trevor, on how to grow old with grace and a maze of manners and when it's best to say something, rather than just being polite! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

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0:00.0	Good dinner party?
0:01.0	Fun! But you definitely blew our budget.
0:03.0	Budgets are meant to budge.
0:05.0	You got everyone a gift, but it wasn't anyone's birthday.
0:08.0	Says the person who gave a coupon as a tip last week.
0:11.0	Have you bought a chandelier for a one bedroom flat?
0:13.0	At least I didn't sublet the couch.
0:15.0	Sex to income and keep it down.
0:17.0	Joe is sleeping.
0:19.0	Studies show our relationship with money is formed from the age of seven.
0:23.1	That's why our expert Barclays team is here to help you take control of your money today.
0:28.0	Barclays, make money work for you.
0:32.1	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:44.3	Music Global Player Original podcast. Welcome back to the sort of tail end of second album territory for us, the second series of the Wittering Whitehalls.
0:53.3	We're still here. We're still at it. We're still imparting our wisdom.
0:58.8	And as Michael called it last week, the international banter in your direction.
1:03.2	This week on the Wittering White Holes, we visit the local salons.
1:08.0	Rensed and dried and rinsed and dried. And then I was back in the other compartment
1:14.9	with the other sink there and he was going, oh God. And every sort of 10 minutes, he'd suddenly go,
1:22.4	oh, and I go, ah, and he'd say, oh. And tie ourselves in knots with politeness if somebody hit me on the ankles
1:31.3	with a supermarket they'd know about it which would be very unlikely because i probably wouldn't be
1:36.2	in a supermarket yes if i was in a supermarket and was hit on the ankle yep i would absolutely go
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