Life Is Short(er): Silent Retreat, Cannibalism and Thankfulness 🦃

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Today on the show, Justin powers through having a full bladder to talk about his experience at a silent meditation retreat (don’t worry there’s a fart story in there), but Christian worries his “resting bitch personality” might make it hard for him to enjoy a retreat like that. Longtime Shorty Hayley writes in praising “Jeepers Creepers” and talking about the challenges in her job as a vet tech. Then a question she asks sparks a debate about whether the guys could eat a friend’s arm. Finally, Stephanie from Madison, Wisconsin writes in to ask what movie the guys saw way too young.

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members, you can listen to Life Is Short, ad free on Amazon Music.
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0:07.0	Oh shit. I might have to pee really quick. That's a good start. Why don't I pee during the break?
0:20.3	Why don't you power through? You'll make it drink to the break. Yeah, oh yeah.
0:23.0	We got a break coming up soon.
0:25.0	That's a great way to start.
0:28.0	Okay, when is the break?
0:30.0	And now the whole time people are going to be thinking about how you have to be.
0:33.0	I have a full bladder.
0:34.0	Well then pee, if you have a full bladder, you should pee.
0:36.0	It's at full.
0:38.0	It's 60%, if I had to guess.
0:40.0	This is a good introduction to my to my shortness. I forgot the word.
0:46.0	Maybe you should be. No, no, no, I can do it. And then we can.
0:49.6	I'm picturing your brain getting like with urine like a like an animation of your brain with
0:54.9	with urine just like like filling up on it like urine log. No here we go this is good because I'm going to be mindful, I'm going to focus, I'm going to
1:08.0	redirect my focus and tell you, well I'm going to give you a little hint. This is my shortlist.
1:13.0	This is my hint about what I want to talk about.
1:15.0	That's not the way this works.
1:17.0	Well, but I thought it might be funny.
1:19.0	Okay.
1:20.0	Give me a hint.
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