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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er): Jets Jitters, Baby Hitler, and Sports Jersey Cringe 🐢

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The guys discuss the conflicting feelings of excitement and anxiety that Christian feels now that his beloved (and historically losing) New York Jets now have Aaron Rodgers as their quarterback — will they actually be good this year? Justin finally gets to one of his science facts, and of course it has something to do with turtles. Then they read a letter from a Chilean-born Norwegian who writes in with a very controversial Would You Rather. Finally, they hear a voicemail from Ernesto who confirms that sports fans actually do listen to Life Is Short.

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0:00.0

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0:12.8

Can you guess what this is? It looks gross. I know it doesn't look gross. It looks like some sort of stew. Yeah

0:20.3

Stew. Oh the eggplant being okay. I am really into this. I

0:25.8

You know when you find a dish that makes you think I could maybe be a vegetarian. Isn't it delicious? It's

0:31.9

delicious and I added um well guess what I added to it because so for people not in the know

0:37.7

up on current hot topics um there is a New York Times recipe that Christian sent me that is a

0:43.0

Veggie Stead. It's uh who is is Ellie Sliggles? I love how you say for those who don't know there's like

0:49.5

three people on the planet who do know what we're talking about right now. That's when I was

0:53.8

That's what that's joking about. That's funny. I missed the joke. Yeah

0:58.0

Um it's the New York Times app. They have great recipes. I feel like if you miss a joke of mine

1:04.0

I so would trust and admire your sense of humor that if you miss a joke of mine it

1:09.4

I assume it means it's just not funny. I wouldn't assume that I I think the more likely explanation is I

1:15.2

Didn't have my cup of Todd today. So I'm a little I'm not quite as sharp as I normally feel. Oh, it's a top

1:20.6

It's a Todd free doggy. It's a Todd free food dollar

1:24.4

Um why didn't you know Todd? I don't know. I don't know. I just didn't

1:28.4

I've had I've had three jose wow getting back to important topics. The veggies do so good

1:34.4

Guess what I added to it though. It's um um I actually know you added to it. You already told me. Oh okay

1:40.0

Jackfruit jackfruit. Yes, uh added jackfruit and I added okra and some I don't think yours had lentils did

1:47.6

Oh did okay. Yeah, yeah, it is really good

1:50.8

Especially when you mush it all together when you kind of like over cook a lot of it. It's just meaty. It does

1:56.1

Media about it. I'm telling try try tossing in some jackfruit if you mind extra meat. What is on your shortlist?

2:02.8

Okay. Yes, I'm glad you asked. I know I've been saying this and it became even a little bit

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