Life Is Short(er): Dog Poo, Irregular Todd, and Shirtless vs Pantsless 🧀

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The guys recap their Thanksgiving with the fam, then they talk about how they both recently did things they haven’t done in a long time (one involves dog poop). Then Brooke from the PNW writes in finally after 2.5 years of being a Shorty and asks what kind of cheese they’d be willing to eat every week for 10 years. Finally, Kendall calls in insisting we can make Todd happen if we tried, and her WYR asks if they’d rather wear no shirt or no pants.

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0:18.6	Christian before unfortunately I hadn't hit record yet and he had quite an explosion quite an omission from his posterior honey right away you have to talk about farts. You can't like even go through the head.
0:24.5	Yes, I listen to the show. I know it's called the head.
0:26.7	I think explosion is a touch misleading.
0:29.1	No, I know. That's why I have it. What would you call it? An outburst. It was a burst. It was burst and I I didn't expect it and it was it sounded
0:37.2	Perhaps it left a residue I would say it was a it was a touch of flatulence. Oh that sounds so whimsical. Just a little sprinkling of gaseous emissions.
0:49.6	A little waft of poo. Isn't that gross that that's what it is?
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	Little particles.
0:56.0	Speaking of, I want to talk about an embarrassing thing that happened to me that has to do with that, of course.
1:02.0	I did something I hadn't done in decades maybe.
1:07.0	That's not true.
1:08.0	Anyway, I stepped in poo.
1:10.0	That's on your short list?
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	Mine is similar.
1:13.0	I also did something that I haven't done in quite a long time, a few years I think, and I want to tell you about that.
1:20.0	Okay.
1:21.0	Is it have to do with poo?
1:23.0	Maybe kind of obtusely.
1:26.0	Okay, all right.
1:28.0	Well, then let's...
1:30.0	I'm sure people are clamoring now if they weren't before to get into it.
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