Life Is Short(er): Brunch Etiquette, Pendulous Balls, Short Threshold 👴🏼

Life is Short with Justin Long

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Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

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🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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This week on the show, the guys talk about Christian’s “intimidating” experience at a memorial service, and Justin has yet another awkward social interaction at a restaurant for us to analyze. Nicole writes in with lovely things to say about the show topped off with 3 thought-provoking Would You Rathers. Finally, Nico from Alberta calls in to ask about where the cutoff is to be considered “short,” as a man.

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0:00.0	I have a little coffee experiment I'm trying. We broke the French press, it cracked, and so I have no way of making coffee, but I have all this
0:14.9	coffee and I am, for some reason doing this I like need, I feel more comfortable doing it with a cup of coffee.
0:21.2	Yeah, we could be recording at 11 at night and I would still have to have a cup of coffee. Yeah, we could be recording at 11 at night
0:23.1	and I would still have to have a cup of coffee with me.
0:25.3	I know.
0:26.3	And so what is that?
0:27.3	I think it's just a crutch.
0:28.3	You probably don't need it.
0:29.5	It's, no.
0:31.2	Are you just afraid that you can't work up the energy without it?
0:34.8	You're afraid you'll be like low and boring.
0:37.2	Maybe, maybe.
0:38.7	I think that's how I feel.
0:40.1	Low energy jab, wasn't that, I want to Trump's yeah I think that was that was the first
0:44.6	nickname that really caught fire wasn't it low energy jab yeah because the
0:50.4	brilliance of it was that he it got him and so he felt like he had to
0:54.7	overcompensate and so he had to be high energy he was like hey everyone it's me jet push yeah I know
1:01.5	so what I did was I have this little tea maker that I got, you know, you put like loose tea in the middle and then put hot water all around it. So that's what I thought, well maybe the same principle will work with.
1:15.2	Yeah, it's like a chemex, it's pour over.
1:17.2	Yeah, that's what I thought, but it's like a coffee tea.
1:21.1	Oh, I see.
1:22.8	Is this what you want to talk about today?
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