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The Read

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The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.927.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Our shortest episode ever...sike.

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0:00.0

What's behind you?

0:29.1

Welcome back to the podcast. It's me. I go by the name London Hill and I am that

0:39.5

Nigel Laney and this is the read. Thanks for coming back. It is the read and

0:43.7

thank you for coming back. Yeah. Okay. Well, would you like to

0:55.5

I was going to say is there something you would like to say for end is there an update?

0:59.7

You got I don't really have one. You know, basically whatever I said last week is the same way

1:03.9

I'm feeling this week. Same. I'm feeling like Mitch McConnell.

1:14.1

Not doing well. I'm having a stroke in the middle of a press conference type shit.

1:20.0

Thanks. So what happened exactly to the tiny alien pie? Yeah, we don't we don't actually know

1:27.2

that. I'm just saying stroke, but it could be anything we have no idea and we probably won't find

1:33.1

out. But I think all we really need to know is that Mitch McConnell is 81 years old and

1:39.6

still extremely fucking hateful and is going to get his nice, wonderful, excellent free

1:44.7

health care and then do everything he can to make sure the rest of us can't get health care

1:49.0

or clean water or clean air for that matter. So

1:56.9

yes, those salty sour as son of a bitch. I can't stand Mitch McConnell, but he looks like

2:05.0

um, chocolate. No, the, you know, the granny and the chocolate episode of SpongeBob?

2:13.8

I don't, I don't know SpongeBob like that. Disgusting.

2:19.4

Sorry. Google SpongeBob chocolate granny.

2:25.0

I'm sure that's enough. Like I know that's going to give you the picture.

2:28.5

I know my FBI, the way it is auto completed, Google is like so many people have searched this.

2:35.4

Oh, now all this time I had no idea that's what this was supposed to be chocolate.

2:41.5

I thought it was some kind of worm. No, she's not. She, she's like an old fish. Okay.

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