This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

I want to get this phrase right. I'm taking this from the Iranian tweet.

There you go.

Trying to avoid falling into the abyss of defeat and destruction.

Armstrong and Getty, live from Studio C.

C. Signore.

Or a manhole trying to avoid falling into a manhole.

The abyss of yikes.

A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty

communications compound.

And today we're toiling under the title of the show.

Alternate titles for the same story.

Either Trump dumps disloyal chumps or lick the boot or get the boot.

That's a good one. Depending on how you look at it.

Lick the boot or get the boot. That's a good one.

You know how on Mondays I often say another week pregnant with possibilities? Who knows what's going to happen this week? Maybe next week it'll be. Maybe you'll fall into a manhole and boil to death. Oh, my God. Or maybe you'll meet the love of your life. You never know what's going to happen on any given week. Oh, boy, do I get a choice? How about that story?

We had it right after it happened.

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