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From Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Failure.

Oh, hot damn.

As the old saying goes,

F around and find out.

Well, the FBI, the feds rated Mar-a-Lago. They effed around and find out. Well, the FBI, the feds rated Moralago. They effed around, and today it looks like they could be finding out down in a Florida courtroom. It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Thaler. A probe also being opened up into Letitia James, who might have fraudulently prosecuted Donald Trump along the way. But before we call a full-blown apocalypse, there was also a sign for hope yesterday.

Greg Gutfeld went on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, and we're going to talk about it on

a very busy episode of the show.

Diamond Dave Landau coming by, comedy sexiest man.

Deborah Leia, who is very heavily invested in the New York City mayor's race, because as a woman, she pretty much has to move if Mom Donnie wins, because she wants to show that pretty face-off in public, but as we know, Sharia law does not allow that. 888, 788-9910, if you want to be a part of the show. Also, the phone number, if you don't want to be a part of the show we say it every week it is friday i'm in a peppy mood you're all welcome agree disagree does not matter be a republican be a democrat just don't be a bang happy friday champs in a good mood

uh i'm in potstown tomorrow night it's potdown week. We're going out if you are listening

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