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Big news off the tippy top of the show today.

And this is the real news.

Like if you wanted substance, if you wanted, how does this story affect you and me?

You know, that's the campaign promise.

When you listen to the show every day,

I say, hey, guys, sometimes we're going to be leaning into like the thing making all the headlines, you know, everybody's talking about Sidney's Sweeney's boobs. Hubba, hubba. Okay,

but I always tell you that as a programmer, I see things through the lens of how it affects you, how it affects me,

not how it helps politicians fundraise or how it's going to impact the midterms.

When it comes to issues, I'm not interested in identity.

I'm interested in humanity because I was a former New York City cab driver.

When you pick up 50 people a day from all over the country, all over the world, and all

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