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Have Kids, They Said…

Liar, Liar, Snaps on Fire

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5873 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle the big question: what do moms really want for Mother’s Day (and what’s just painfully cheesy)? Rich spirals about keeping the podcast fun, while Nicole vents about Matt the Grouch and their marital communication breakdown. They react to a wild survey on why first dates flop—cue Rich’s rage over men’s hygiene habits. There's talk of Rich’s snack regrets, gym struggles, and the absurd expectations placed on 8-year-old athletes. Nicole plays detective involving a Snapchat post and Parker, while they both talk about who you would NOT take parenting advice from. Plus, Emmy and Benny hilariously complete old-school parenting phrases, and Matt’s cab ride ends with him being plain awkward. 🎙️ Listen now and follow the show—because parenting may be messy, but at least we’re laughing about it together!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ooh, this is a good one, Nicole.

0:01.7

We catch a kid in a lie this episode.

0:04.3

Yeah, we talk about the dangers of long fingernails.

0:08.0

Um, we, um, we really go into like when you're dealing with youth sports, because we haven't

0:15.6

talked about that enough.

0:16.7

Oh, geez.

0:17.7

The nerdiness that is my husband, the nerdiness and dick, the nerdiness and nastiness that is my husband. The nerdiness and dick,

0:23.6

the nerdiness and nastiness that is my husband,

0:27.6

all the things, but there is very inappropriate things that are not for children's ears,

0:29.1

so please remove them from the room.

0:31.2

You've been warned.

0:34.3

What's your name?

0:35.3

Who am I?

0:37.3

Buffy! Bopoo! What's your name? Oh my. Daddy!

0:39.7

Daddy!

0:40.3

Daddy!

0:40.4

Ah!

0:41.3

Ha! ha!

0:42.3

Ah!

0:43.3

Ha ha!

0:44.3

Ah!

0:45.3

D's on the fucking dishes!

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