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Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast for a study being

social by being social. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Kindergarten town is nothing short of wild.

Let me tell you, it's been a week. It's been a week. They are non-stop, non-stop. Let me tell you,

okay, somebody the other day too, though, this is like a weird thing with kindergarten. It's like

absolutely psychotic, but at the same time, you love it. I super love it. Somebody was like,

doesn't this make you never want to have kids? I'm actually the exact opposite. I'm about to start

poking holes in condoms over here, like literally, my ovaries are ira-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ping.

I got baby fever a little bit. I'm like over here like more her again. I'm not getting any younger,

okay? All my girlfriends say we only have a certain amount of time that this is going to be possible.

I understand their parts are different, but all of our cycles have sank, and I now need a baby.

Also, two of the other kindergarten teachers have had babies on maternity leave. That's our kindergarten

team. How do you say, real new, real new? All the kindergarten vets are gone, so I am doing this

thing. Dory once taught me. It's called, just keep swimming. Don't know if you've ever heard of it,

but that's basically kindergarten or not child. So we're just going to fake it till you make it.

Any first-year teachers listening to this, just so you know, fake it till you make it,

just that's all you got to do. So you get to this point of confidence where you're just like,

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