Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcast before we get into it.

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll

see you there.

Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcasts of Podcasts where

we study being social by being social. Listen, we're beefing a little bit you and I. Okay,

not really, but we are out of all of you that listen to the podcast. Not one of you thought

it was a good idea to tell me that kindergarteners are basically just tiny drug addicts for

literally any holiday. Doesn't matter what holiday it is, by the way, I could be like just

so you guys know flag days coming up and they just be like, I freaking love flags. Give

me all the flags. I don't even know what a flag is, but I love it. Flag. That's the

AG family. Make sure you have the Ellen there. Very important. Can I have a flag day crown?

They love a good crown. Okay, kindergarteners love a good crown. If you can figure out

how to make a crown for literally any lesson, you're winning kindergarten. Pretty sure

I'm quoting Charlotte Danielson in one of her many professional development books when

I say, if you make a crown, you automatically get highly effective teacher status. I don't

know. I don't make the rules. That's just how it is in kindergarten. They love a good

crown, but was not prepared, was not prepared for Saint Patrick's day. Oh, wow. These kids

have been seeing green for the past two weeks. Okay. It is. It was. I'm going to say borderline

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