Hello, this is Thomas from the future.

I recorded this whole podcast and I realized in the beginning of it, I was talking like it was going to suck and because the reading kind of sucked and I didn't really prepare.

And then I did the podcast and it turned out to be really funny.

And I thought anyway, and I thought of a bunch of stuff and it was funny and I loved it.

And it was, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

So, just wanted to say, ignore the warning I give in the beginning of the podcast about how crappy it's going to be, because it's not.

It's actually pretty good.

So, without further ado, I'll cut it back to past Thomas, and so long from future Thomas. Hey, everyone, welcome to Thomas in the Bible, episode 24.

Um, this stupid Bible.

I don't know what to tell you.

Right when I think the Bible is going to redeem itself and, you know, be everything I want it to be so funny and everything like that, it just becomes completely boring again.

And the first three chapters of Leviticus, I thought, were golden.

I couldn't stop thinking of jokes. But the problem is the next

four chapters are just the same thing, pretty much. It's, it's, so I can't really make the same jokes.

That would be kind of, that would be sinking to God's level. I don't want to do that.

But it just talks about, all these chapters chapters are about is talking about different ways and

reasons for sacrificing stuff. It's like it. It's like details of what you should do and everything.

So it kind of sucks. I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to go through it, make any jokes I can,

speak about anything that comes to mind,

and then I think maybe at the end I'll do an overall point about it that I'm worried people might not get to the end.

Well, maybe if I make it short enough, people look at the time and think,

oh, that's easy. Or you could just skip to the end. Whatever.

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