Leviticus 1-3

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion & Spirituality, Religion

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2010

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Starting Leviticus! Yay! It's out of the gates fast with the great home recipes for your very own animal sacrifice! These high fat, high cholesterol sacrificial recipes will please even your most angry god, and of course the priests take their cut...

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0:00.0	Hey everyone. Welcome to episode 23 of Thomas and the Bible.
0:24.9	We are starting Lividicus, and I apologize for what the Bible said to you last time.
0:35.3	The Bible was very drunk.
0:43.5	The Bible didn't mean what it said. It didn't mean to treat you that way, I promise you. It does love you. It just has a problem. Sometimes it gets to, no, I'm sorry,
0:53.2	it's crap. I'm sorry. It's crap.
0:54.6	I'm going to stop apologizing.
0:56.0	The Bible is crap.
0:57.7	And Leviticus, though, is way better.
1:01.7	It is...
1:02.5	So far, it's great.
1:03.6	It's funny.
1:04.2	It's snappy.
1:04.9	It's quick.
1:05.3	It's got everything.
1:06.8	Actually, no.
1:07.5	It's...
1:08.6	The topic's mundane, but the detail and the things it says are
1:12.7	great and ripe for parity.
1:15.0	So here goes.
1:17.1	Leviticus, chapter one.
1:20.2	And the Lord called unto Moses and spake unto him out of the tabernacle of the congregation, saying, speak
1:26.4	unto the children of Israel, and say
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